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Sunday, March 26, 2017

A Good Comrade May Be A Companion

     It was too new to name.  Not even a title yet.  I call it my, Comrade.  It comes complete with heater, lights, gauges, turn signals for flashing deer, a horn to scare them, kill switch for when you need to stop and stuff a deer, and dumper, if that's what you want -- for about the same as you might pay for an entry level vehicle.  It has awesome Gama-Goat ability; faster and tighter turning, and ability to crawl as slow speeds.  Wheels have floatation over water and are buoyant on mushy land.  The snorkel allows it in two feet of water, for those who like to wet themselves -- not me.   But, I tried it in swamp and it's amazing.  Water seldom gets higher than up to the wheel bottom (about six inches).  Tire knobs are the size of a, Chunky candy bar, but Y and A shaped -- definitely off-road -- great for turfing on Trump lawn or golf course; but, not recommended.  It is best to be slow in yards, and will always leave an impression.  It is works well for seasonal work, raking/sweeping leaves, towing, log hauling, etc.   Steering is manual, and you may appreciate that or not, if you drive into deer stand country.      
     Also, the unit uses 10w40 hemp oil (fourteen dollars a quart -- two quarts fill it).  If it were legal and a diesel, I could grow hemp, drive free; and be able to huff the exhaust.  The difference using synthetic oil over minerals; the oil decomposition is minimal.  It runs clear and does not turn black.  Engine wear is minimal and break-in time takes slow hours while valves seat themselves. 
     The engine ordered was a 500cc air-cooled unit.  They sent me a 650cc with 20 more horse-power, twin cylinder short stroke, water-cooled, and said keep it for the same price.  Similar units cost around $15,000.  You can get this model built in America, for about half that price -- not cheap -- a good deal.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

A Letter To The Post

Washington Post Editor                                                                                                                                                                                           
The Washington Post, 1301 K Street NW,                                                                                                                Washington DC 20071
February 9, 2017                           

Dear Editor,
     As confusing and vexing as it might appear – the President’s dinner refusal might be a disguised blessing.  My mother might have looked at that, that way.  She lived to defy nature, and in spite of it.  My first memorable vision of Mother was completely enveloped in an inferno that I watched while falling from the upper story of a burning building.  If not for her, I’d have perished early (age 1).  We both suffered lifelong injuries and each lived to be silent about it (I am blessed with a hearing defect).
     We were a Spartan Appalachian country family.  It was only a few years after WWII ended.  General Dwight Eisenhower stopped his car beside the lawn to shake hands with Mom and Dad, who were wearing uniforms.  I happened to be wearing my first suit; when I pushed forward my hand to offer it to the General.   “Someday, you could be, President,” Eisenhower assured me. 
     Another aspect of that first fall experienced, might have been a progressive memory that takes me almost to conception.  While living, we need observe and experience as much of life as we may.  Mom always assured me that if things seemed difficult; not to worry, they can always get worse. 
     I was forever impressed with my vision of Dwight Eisenhower.  Gullible at first, I later toned my ambitions to suit me; purchasing equal land and lodging as my hero had had.
     In ordinary citizens, President Eisenhower instilled hope.  They could get education and earn livelihoods, get married, have children and future visions.   
     Fortunately, gulibili8ty was an asset for me.  It was ephemeral and didn’t last long.  In fact I realistically set my goals on functional projects within reach; eventually earning a Leadership, Master’s Degree, while working.
     Personally, I believe it is important for children to dream and have goals.  Not everybody can realistically achieve equally; as elements of nature address our demeanors.  We are who we are; only needing to experience ourselves.  It is more important for children to learn morality, perseverance and stamina.  Certainly our actions each play important roles in who we each become.
     Real life dealt me privileges others miss.  Parents play important roles in childhood raring.  Fortunately I had kind, loving parents in a family that lived in prayer.  We were immune from sin because there was too much work.  My dad lived well into his nineties; attributing his sawyer work to his welfare.  Appalachians experience servitude of sorts, working various positions; coming home to work more.  Dad taught me to be rich in inner strength, and resourceful.     
     Throughout life, I’ve silently studied presidents, politics, policies and wars, all-the-while remembering a few presidential candidates met during election campaigns.  Mostly I noticed mixed years of wheat harvests – experiencing more farming and country living than crowds.  While city dwelling, I remember

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Candidate Jane Byrne walking through a factory where I was standing near a conveyor line we were designing, during early adulthood.  She shook my hand.
      I said, “I would like you to know Mayor; you’re the most important person I ever met.”
      She looked at me and said, “I want you to know, you are an important person as well.”  She was correct.  Everybody is important in some capacity. 
     My idea was naturally aspirated; write a book and sell it on sidewalks; where I’d meet people and eventually advance.  It was simple enough and landed me dinner with, Mayor Harold Washington.  He later thanked me in a short letter; as Jane Byrne had once done. 
     Bill Clinton was my, Bubba.  I first wrote him a hand written letter; addressed to then, Governor of Arkansas.  I asked him to run for, President.  Months later we met at CME – Chicago -- and maintained contact during his Presidency.  He sent me eight invitations to visit, Washington DC.  Unfortunately I had more homework and less time for vacation; especially making journey to a place of business where most people accomplish nothing.  What could I accomplish there? 
     President Obama perhaps shared more letters with me than any other President I’d written to.    I probably wrote more letters to him than I’d written past Presidents as well; maybe because he is more literate than most Presidents were, knowing better how to be articulate. 
     Although I served the Republican Party, thirty years; I got almost zero recognition for anything I did there.  I’ve never gotten a letter from any Republican President that I can remember.  They tend to be less literate; for some reason.  While we share ideas for a balanced budget, my thoughts are often one-hundred, eighty degrees from them; more like, Senator Sanders.  I believe a foundation must be built from the base. 
     Mom was an army engineer and taught me much about building.  Dad did accounting.  Both were better educated for their time than many area people; often forced to quit school to pursue short careers as lumberjacks and pulp wood drivers.   Dad graduated with just a handful of students, in a school miles from his, Woodsville home.  He was the first in his family to graduate from, High School; and with honors.  Mom was thrice Valedictorian.
     If I’d tried to be like both parents wanted me to be, I’d be torn in two directions.  Their union worked well for them, producing close to a dozen children; most I never met, being an older child and having been privileged to leave home early in life.  I simply learned to be myself.  We each have good relationships, all lasting decades. 
     Finding my, Camp David was more on my agenda, than spending any time in, Washington DC.  Not that it isn’t a nice city; never spent much time there, other than passing through.  While motorcycling during the seventies, I glazed the wall which juts out atop the hill slightly with my leg, narrowly escaping
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injuries to myself; and more importantly, the bike I’d just purchased.  But I never found, Camp David on that trip; finding my wife instead.
  My wife encouraged my education which ensued shortly after our first meeting.  We shared wonderful opportunities to tour museums, zoos, mansions and other interesting places.  She insisted we
move into a rural area, within a decade of our maturity together.  She wanted a proper home, while I appreciated land.
     What leads young couple’s deviations from normal life patterns may be determined chromosomally.  The ideas of great aspirations, those dreams separately shared by everyone with different life outlooks determined by location, means little to most; those cards fate dealt. 
     For most of a year, while we first met, my health teetered awkwardly.  You could argue it was the food – perhaps bad cooking – that never existed.  Instead I opted for a healthy diet of liquids which I partook from a straw stuffed sideways into my mouth (coincidentally, I’d happen to be visiting the ER on a gurney, semi-paralyzed with a broken neck [my unknowing future wife happened to be performing her first surgery on me that evening].  You never really appreciate life until it means too much.  We don’t always get to choose our lives.    My wife might have done better, had she more free time.
     Getting back to, Presidential; my take from each President was diplomacy or lack thereof.   Those people I appreciated most were the executives who listened to me and ordinary citizens.  Lots of things happen on all coasts and corners of US.  Imagine millions of people writing letters to Presidents.  Self-expression is critical to writing effective, Presidential letters.
     Eisenhower shook many hands the day we met.  He’d forgotten me by the time he reached the next town; probably.   The messages spoken along the way with mixed reaction, most would be forgotten as well.  He was a beacon for me.   Whenever I thought to do something important, I’d ask myself; would Eisenhower do this, or, how might he approach such subject. 
     In actuality, I like many might shun such job.  Really, I’ve served as President, and officer of a corporation (we balanced our budget, 100% [my accountants each taught math, accounting; and or, commodities at some interval in their careers].  I was a State secretary and District Representative; election judge, District Captain, community organizer and a host of functions, only with the intention of reaching specific goals – safe neighborhood, stable property values, etc.
     Aspiring to be President, is almost tantamount to ascending Mount Everest.  The closest I ever got to that; I was once a Sherpa for infamous, Dr. Woodrow Wilson Sayers (68).  We shared common philosophies.  He was able to penetrate Tibet without first acquiring a passport.  It seemed more important for Sayers that he should acquire and assemble his crew; even oxygen was an afterthought, he forgot to bring it.  In spite of inequities, Dr. Sayers came within a few hundred feet of Everest’s summit.  We spent a warm evening inside a tiny mountain hut; barely large enough for a handful of people, one frigid winter evening, before parting company, I skiing a trail know as, Inferno; he and his
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group choosing to glissade down some steep ledges near there.  Climbing Mt. Everest, was a waste of time, he privately confided (mountain inebriation might have played a role into his logic; as, we’d polished a generous portion of liquid that evening).  If you do everything properly, getting all permits and each required step followed, you might be following the same annual pilgrims for decades, without ever reaching the summit; or worse, dying and left there in a crevasse.  Sayers and his Sherpas staged and climbed the other side, where fewer climbers ventured.
     Character appearance is more important for President, Totem climbers.   Congressmen, Governors and tycoons mostly run for that position; mostly a waste of time.  As long as we maintain status quo, we have generations of the same.  Maybe it is more important to climb your own mountains, instead of waiting in line, holding on to the same rope. 
       What character should all Presidents have?  It’s difficult to demand a demeanor from each independent.  In my favor, I had good parents and guardians to reflect on; and for some reason a will and determination to live life as what I think is, Presidential.  In United States of America, everybody in America can run for and serve (with some stipulation) as our national leader. 
     I never ran for a public office.  It was unnecessary.  Maybe it takes too much pride; but, not really.  While walking along the sidewalk one day, I met a person who happened to be walking in the same direction, and we started a lively conversation to learn we shared commonalities.  I was invited to join a charitable, non-profit, non-political, non-religious organization, to help people worldwide.    It is how I spend my spare time. 
     When I joined the order, I requested to assist as a club secretary and instead, unanimously elected, President.  You don’t always get to choose people you meet.  Eisenhower was coincidental, but that and the organization I joined, influenced and shaped my life, along with privilege.  Few people are ever known well enough to be entrusted with our highest office, its stipulations and responsibilities. 
     Everything is fifty-fifty and one-hundred percent – you give 100% and hope everybody does the same.  I never really believed I’d be, President.  General Eisenhower instilled more than that in me; self-dignity and respect for others as well.  Far reaches in my mind tell me nothing is impossible – simply, my vision was of an ancient log cabin with a deep chalet type roof, a smoky smell on cool evenings resonating from tall fireplace chimneys, and miles of woods to roam while watching wildlife abound.  But, I still believe in acting Presidential, just in case; and because it is ingrained in my nature to be that way.  Presidents (the job) deserve respect, and are expected to reciprocate in kind.  That thought in mind, I’d willing accept such invitation, were I such celebrity and leader.  I expect the event will proceed well without me, and understandably so.  I never earned it – the dinner.  But, if I were invited, I would humbly accept; no matter what President I might or may not be – simply, I’d say, thank you.

Sincerely,

Johny Appalachia