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Monday, July 4, 2011

Mr. Smith Goes to Town

Sent: Sunday, July 3, 2011 9:53 AM
Subject: Fwd: Concealed Weapons


CONCEALED WEAPONSAn Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck ownerfor   a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the manbehind  the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance cardand  a  concealed weapon carry permit.The officer took all the   documents, looked them over and said. "Mr.Smith,I see you have a  CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"The driver replied, " Yes  sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a.45 in the glove box  and a .22 derringer in my boot."The officer looked at the driver  and asked, "Anything else?""Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12  gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."The officer   asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range andthe man  said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into thedriver's  face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few   guns.  MayI ask what you are afraid of?Mr. Smith locked eyes with the  officer and calmly  answered,"Not  a fucking  thing!"
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